23. The out-of-warranty discount
The job: A tech writer got a $100 courtesy discount on an out-of-warranty device repair by having Muse file the support ticket — polite, persistent, and ready to escalate to a supervisor. His next job for it: finally booking the locksmith he'd been putting off.
File a support ticket with [manufacturer] about my [device model, serial #…, purchased Jan 2024]. Objective: get a courtesy discount or exception on the [$X] out-of-warranty repair fee. Context: [brief defect description; it failed 2 months after warranty expired]. Be polite but persistent — escalate to a supervisor if the first agent refuses. Do not accept any charge or provide payment details without asking me first. Report the final offer before I approve.
Why it works: Support-ticket trench warfare is high-friction, zero-skill work — writing tickets, citing warranty terms, insisting on a supervisor. An agent has more patience than you do.
Reported by @carnage4life on Threads · Sep 2026